Thursday, 27 March 2014

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We watched ‘Bite the Bullet’ this evening

We watched ‘Bite the Bullet’ this evening. I noticed that in almost all of the shots the horses—and thus the race itself—went from left to right on the screen ... as if you’re watching it on a map of North America. But then I figured there may be something else to it: as a narrative as it’s read proceeds from left to right so do the horses in the shots. Progress in reading itself goes left to right. So Arabian horses should always run right to left, and Chinese horses run from top to bottom of any shot.

 

***

 

It was like I’d been there before. I knew there were ten guards in the next room of the castle. (Beyond that room, who knew how many more guards there were?) Could I get past them somehow? Maybe allow them into my room one my one, to kill them one by one? There was no natural solution. I chose to kill them all one by one because I would gain experience that way. So I fired a shot into their room; they alerted; I killed one, then another; the third shot me—and I awoke in the room again. Again!

 

***

 

-Is that when you got away?

-That’s when we almost got away. They had another trick in their books.

-What was it?

-They got in a hot air balloon and, as they rose, the lassoed me and June by our wrists.

-Wow!

-The rope was losing its slack and soon we would be pulled up in the air, probably to be dropped onto the rocks of the cliff below.

-So what happened?

-What happened? Why, as June and I were starting to have our arms pulled, I kicked my shotgun, hoping it would miraculously go off.

-Did it?

-Yes, it did.

-What’d it hit?

-First it hit the rope holding onto June and me just as we swung out over the cliff; we grabbed onto some roots there.

-Then?

-Then it hit the rope of the balloon’s basket, dropping it, unattached to anything, a hundred feet to the shore below.

-Wow.

-That’s right.

-How’d you grab roots with your hands tied?

-Get away from me kid, you bother me.

 

*

 

 “In every set-up, these magnificent horses are seen crossing the screen, running, walking, tragically stumbling, always from left to right, as if we are viewing them from God’s perspective of America itself, like we are reading the great narrative of American capitalism and competition as we would read the script by Richard Brooks who also directs, from left to right, from west to east, for ever and ever left to right, magnificent horses running like America with a goal but without a known destination, from mark to mark merely, not able to know the end of the movie, as the early pioneers headed West, Young Man, in something of a reversal of our originary myths, which appears to undercut my thesis; but that, too, is the nature of film.”

-Andrew Sarris

 

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WHO IS KILLING THE GREAT ASPIRING RAPPERS OF TORONTO?

 

All the victims have but one thing in common: they are all aspiring rappers. Some even sold CDs.

Out there somewhere in the city he lurks, follows, executes. He must be either a music critic or a rapper jealous of any new competition.

Could it be Peter Goddard? Brad Wheeler? Kardinal Offishal? K’NAAN?

Or someone no-one has even heard of?

I know we can track this person down and stop him. I don’t know why the cops aren’t on it already. People! Someone is killing the great aspiring rappers of Toronto!

 

***

 

I said, “It’s like this.” I held up two fingers of each hand. “This is my father and his sister, and this is my mother and her sister. My father’s sister had three children, and my mother’s sister had two. My parents had four. I don’t know the names of my father’s sister’s children any more. My mother’s sister had two children. My parents had four children. Therefore I have five cousins and three siblings. Plus I have, what, four nephews and a niece. Second cousins, there’s at least four. There’s nothing unusual about me at all in small groups.”

 

***

 

The moment will come possibly maybe in just five little minutes. There will come the moment when I can write no more; because I’ll be dead. It’s impossible to know when. What a mess I’ll be leaving behind if it’s in just five minutes! My desk here will take three hours to clean, and that’s not a hundredth of my mess....

The number of corpses is overwhelming. Murders all over, every day. How does one go about getting murdered? I don’t know the first thing about it....

It’s like DEATH really can’t be talked about without talking about something else....

 

***

 

I’m not a song that’s rarely sung

The door that shut the day you went away,

My tune’s so old it tarnishes in time

The silence of your humming room

The paint on me, me, painting of loss,

Is cracking in webbery silently

It’s a bed your toes hang off of,

Like there’s nothing of something

I’m not a rare ochre label single

Now that you’ve gone, I have time

I’m fading off the paper slowly

Will I ever see you again? Ever? Never?

I’m circling the last groove of myself endlessly

Will I think about you every day, forever?

 

***

 

Music key to every good thing.

Key to things I’ll never know.

Why—not how—did she cry at Phil Ochs?

I never asked, even when asked Why.

A million years ago there was a voice.

Crying out as something misbegotten.

Crying out at something misbegotten.

No answer was ever recorded then.

To cry at “Changes” like she did!

Whatever memory caused those sobs?

And now I’m sole holder of that time.

It’s losses all the way back.

I carry this moment with me daily.

There’s a million questions for every answer.

If only I had one! One is plenty!

 

***

 

Many years before the beginning, Spirit said to Matter, Ease yourself.

Matter said to Spirit, Look around.

Spirit said to Matter, Look inside.

Matter said to Spirit, Let’s hold hands.

Spirit said to Matter, Good idea.

Matter said to Spirit, Let’s never be apart.

Matter said to Spirit, Look: A sunset.

Spirit said to Matter, How about a number game?

Matter said to Spirit, What’s 100 times 100?

Spirit said to Matter, An angel on a pin.

Matter said to Spirit, Hold on. Hold on.

Spirit said to Matter, Let’s hold onto this feeling.

And so it came to pass.

 

***

 

Tim Hortons is running their annual springtime “Roll Up the Rim to Win” contest. You roll up your paper cup’s rim and you can win stuff, usually coffee or a donut, if anything. So anyway, I’ve had quite a streak of luck. Three wins, then nothing, then another win. Four out of five!

I go home the night of my fourth win. After dinner, as my wife and I are settling in for some casual television viewing, I say to her, “Say, you know I’ve won four out of my last five Roll Up the Rims to Win?”

“Four out of five?”

“Yeah. Missed one, but three wins, a loss, a win.”

“But, what about the loss?”

“Please, honey.”

“You missed one. Why couldn’t you have made it five out of five?”

“It’s chance!”

“It should have been five out of five.”

“Honey, please!”

“You loser.”

“Don’t.”

“Such a fucking loser I married.”

“Does this have to happen every night?”

“Are you contradicting me, boy?”

“No, ma’am, it’s just—”

“You know what you have to get now.”

I nod.

I return with it and give it to her.

“Four out of five,” she mutters. “You regret the day you were born.”

“I regret the day I was born.”

“Roll Up the Rim indeed. Roll up your pant legs.”

I roll up my pant legs. She aims her blows well, re-breaking the wounds from last night.

“Creep, creep. Now get down, worm. On all fours.”

This again.

“Face away! mister four out of five.”

She inserts the whip handle.

“You like that?”

“Yes, mistress, please.”

She pulls it out and harshly and furiously slashes the switch between my legs.

 “What was I thinking?” she cries. “A fucking loser! I married a fucking loser! Four out of five! What a shit!”

 

***

 

99

 

When someone called my name

I looked around for who?

I heard her call my name

She’s nowhere to be seen

Three thousand miles away

Too far to call my name

Twas just some random noise

I’d carved into her voice

With wanting as my adze

But no she’s gone away

Yet still that calling voice

Is crawling through my mind

As I alone compose

This song she’ll never see

Three thousand miles away

And wondering not aloud

About illusions cast

A hundred years ago

And asking in my song

A simple question: does

She ever hear my call?

 

***

 

I’ve never before been so humiliated.

“Get in the plane!” the instructor cried.

I said, “You mean this crate?”

“Yes!” he shouted. “Pretend it’s a plane!”

I crawled into the crate and looked out at him hopefully, expecting some praise but there was none.

“Now what do you do?” he shouted.

“I guess ... I wait for it to get in the air?”

“It’s already in the air, you idiot!”

“It is?”

“Don’t you read briefings?”

“I don’t know how to read. I’m a shepherd.”

“The people they send me! So you don’t know a thing about what you’re doing in the plane?”

“Well, yeah. I’m supposed to hijack it and fly it into some building, right?”

“Finally, a sign of intelligence. Yes. How do you get to the pilot?”

“The what?”

“The guy who’s flying the plane!”

“Oh! Well, I guess I.... Is he above me now?”

“Of course not! He’s at the front of the plane!”

“Which way is the front?”

The instructor took off his hat, crumpled it, threw it to the ground, stomped on it. “The way you’re facing! Now what? Are you crying?”

“You’re so mean!”

“Get out of that crate!”

Never before, so humiliated!

 

***

 

You know, I can understand what's going on whenever I see something on the tv about midwifery. You see, they always say they got everything always under control because if there's any like complications all they got to do is call up the hospital or something and everything's okay.

You know, I can understand this totally, from experience. You see, I remember when 'speed-dial' came in back in the eighties. It was a boon to me and my friends. We spend all our time lighting one another's hair on fire and it was okay, because we had 911 on speed-dial.

 

***

 

When I’s a lad, the King was just a man;

Then blossomed he to some thing like a God;

Then wond’rously became a Living God.

It wasn’t my perception made it so,

Or not alone my sense of holiness

Became he to the thing he always was,

The Living God I hushed four lines ago,

But rather changes of his nascent forme

Containing wisdom’s works in line and verse

Could set well-set for print and distribute.

Then all us commonfolk could mark the sense

And mark, “Our King’s a Holy Man,” except

For some who only saw a halo’s mark

Above his blessed head; these reprobates

Were moved en masse to islands to the north,

Preventing sick infecting of ourselves.

And so for years the birds sang sweet and clear

That our great K-ng (his name unutter’ble

For fear the winds would dissipate The Word)

Did reign, whilst animals did cleave

Unto their mates by twos or threes or fours.

A paramilitary force considered me

Of use in self-agreement, for my heart

Was theirs and theirs of mine; we learned

Of cells and I.E.D.s to prep ourselves

Defensively against whatever threat

Should -en our K-ng (for we had learned belief

Can pervert-like invert the Chosen W-rd).

But why, you ask, if all were so

Enthralled with He your K-ng was such preparedness

Necessary? Military why

The need? Because around our landlocked land

There dwelt a larger land in infidel-

-Ity who’d not (as you can guess) come ’round

To righteousness, such they oppressors were,

And so we spent our days yplanning “tricks”

To make them be illuminate or dead;

In cells we operated, such that just

Two levels up were not aware of nor our names

Nor ranks, and even then we weren’t to breathe

A word about what special opping plans

We might have in the stew and spark to do,

Because our foes had spies afoot (although

We never seemed to catch a one), anear

(Although we never prisoned but a none),

Aseeing (though we couldn’t pluck a soul

From borders), and in touch (although a hand

We never shackled manacled or gripped).

My comrade and myself concocted plans

I share here for the first time anywhere:

We’d ’jack an aeroplane from out the sky,

A plane of diplomat ambassadors

(Not ours but theirs) as they attempted to

Return with safety to their shit-stain lands,

And blow it up, that plane, with no regrets;

O what they’d say about our hero act!

O who would not remember us eterne?

O where in all the lands would we be slight?

O how our heritage’d be sung in song!

Thus quietly we schemed, just he and me

And one who true to W-rd had pledged himself,

Intent on time and place for great’st effect,

Until we settled down and bought our tix,

And sep’rately we boarded us the plane.

From where I sat, L3, I couldn’t see

My comrade seven rows behind nor could

I see my other comrade up in seat

G3, and soon the plane was in the air.

When I’s a lad, I lived a life of such

Excitement every day was newly born

Or so it seemed; the coolness of the grass

Beneath my feet could lift me through the air,

And mornings were the summer sun and winters

Were the moon I stretched to touch; I knew

Too much for anyone to know without

A salty cry (and yet I can’t recall

The weeping that I must have done for now

I see my youth and want to weep at how

It must have been). And now those times are past,

And there I was enweaponed on a plane,

To strike a blow against the infidels,

To let the world at large, if world-at-large

Existed past the borders of surround,

Envision passion mine for W-rd the K-ng,

And know my kith and kin impressed with what

I’d done, parade perhaps, in any case

A handsome epitaph upon a stone.

The plane was in the air and soon above

Our hated domiciles (that is to say

The domiciles we hated, namely theirs)

And soon we’d blow the airplane into bits

Foreseeing news reports about our deed;

What news reports? There won’t be any way

For anyone to know just what you’ve done

Or why! You’re organized in cells which means

There’s none to tell your tale or left to claim

Responsibility! so said a little voice

Within my head, some undigested bit-

Of-beef complaint, some concept truly mine

Yet seemingly from somewhere else entire.

I panicked then, determining to stop

The blast some minutes off, but how? My friends

Were not available for contact in the plan

We’d sworn to hold until our fiery deaths.

But still I rose and moved on up the aisle,

To where my forward friend did sit: too late.

So once upon a time, an amateur

Astronomer one night saw something bright:

With unseen worlds surrounding it, a star

Exploding to a nova. Packing up his gear

He made a note precisely noting down

The latitude and longitude and time

Intending to next day report his find.

He slept next morn as wife swept up his pants

And tossed them in the wash with note inside.

So now I’m here in Hell as punishment,

And no-one down below knows of my deed,

Because we never told a soul our plans,

And emptiness is all around my self.

The forces here are wanting me repent,

But why repent when fame’s eluded me?

The plane exploded, killing all aboard,

And no-one knows who did this wicked deed!

I’d cut myself away from everything,

I’d severed ties to everything of care.

I know there’s irony in bucketfuls

And so a word of warning (where? To whom?)

To always write your plans destruction of,

And give them all to someone whom you trust!

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