Thursday, 23 January 2020

Perpendicular to the Second Line

Aquamarine with Everything

 

'Twasn't[1] the way per se the motel room door opened with a swish as the rubber runner bottommost brushed the uppermost green of the shag rug; rather 'twas[2] the rug's shag as it greenly brushed up against the rubber runner of the motel room door through which she entered wearily and quiet as though the score of the machine of the pin-ball of her life had been silently reset from the back where went only and often exclusively the efficient technicians and the precise artisans.[3]

I tossed aside the motel's comp copy of TV Guide and said: "Come in and settle down. We're going to be here for a while."

She sat in the yellow chair belonging to the room. She said: "I've lost track of the plot. Am I good? Am I bad? Are you good? Are you bad?"[4]

I nodded meaninglessly. "All I know is you're in my care. You're one hot potato, coal, and firecracker all rolled into one."

"Maybe I need some dousing."

"Now you're talking."[5]

 

*

 

On the phonograph at the top of the stairs I was blasting Beethoven's Quartet Op. 130, second side. My incipient sister-in-law came up to tell me that it was too loud.

"But it's Beethoven."

"But it's a racket."

I dialed it down; I'd gotten her attention.

"Come into my room. There's something I've got to show you."

She shrugged and followed.

She sat beside me on my bed. Our sides were touching. I hold out the cover of the LP for her to see. "It's from 1826."

She said: "Doesn't look that old."

Suddenly, everything got darker. I no longer wanted her. Rather, I could tell she wanted me instead.

I said: "That's all. I just wanted to show you the record."

She put her hand on my shoulder. I resisted the urge to flinch. I was cool. I was inside my head and that was all.

She said: "If you could only make up your mind about it."

"My mind is always made up," I replied.

She pulled her hand away and stood up. She walked out of the room. She knew where I was looking.

She took the needle off the record at the top of the stairs.

 

*

 

The evergreen was packed to bursting with stuff, from peak to foot. Still there was no snow outside and it was still warm. Regardless, we were playing at winter and at Xmas. I was wearing fuzzy slippers for use on only that morn. It was all very calm, though there was a sinister feeling in the air. It was time for my gifts to be unwrapped. I hadn't hidden them well those last two weeks. The three gifts were nothing if not obvious. The first one unwrapped: a shovel! The second one unwrapped: a garden rake! And the third: another shovel! We didn't know what to say, really. There must have been a gag hidden somewhere to go along with the shovels and the rake. We waited for the gag which didn't come until we got tired of waiting. The tree and its ornaments got admired for a bit more. Then it was time to take off the slippers and put on my shoes and a light jacket. I took up the shovels and the rake. Where are you off to? Into the back yard. There are a couple shallow graves I got to dig while the ground's not frozen.

 

*

 

Same Old Song

 

 

You got your television with its slightly-curved screen

And you can watch on it pretty much every little thing

With your slipper hanging off your elevated foot

And a cup of cocoa with three marshmallows to boot

But watch out for that

Sphere

(Y'know the one I mean)

 

You can go outside where it's a nice summer day

And trip down to the park to watch the little kids play

Or just lie on the lawn watching clouds going by

And dream of what you might do if only you tried

But watch out for that

Fast-flying

Sphere

(It's not a conspiracy)

 

And if you're looking for drugs you come to the right man

You can ingest like a ton as fast as you can

Then sleep it all off on your Sweden-made bed

Or your slightly-curved screen can comfort you instead

Yet watch out for that

Fast-flying

Chromium-plated

Sphere

(Time for a fiddle solo)

 

Join a blues band and plays bars on Sunday afternoons

It's all emotional since it's mostly the same tune

Or improve your baking in small discrete increments

By choosing a baking soda that

Oh

Wait

It's that

Fast-flying

Chromium-plated

Five-pound

Sphere

(Boy)

 

*

 

He stumbled around his workshop, muttering: "I have to have a system, there has to be a system, there's a system in here somewhere, I had a system once, and I know it's in here somewhere." He moved objects here and there. He even toed a bookcase from a wall. He appeared to not be finding the system.

He wife knocked on the door of his workshop. "Are you still looking for your system?" She stood there, awaiting some kind of response. She said: "Are you absolutely certain you had it in there? that you didn't take it some other place?"

From inside he said: "I've re-traced my steps carefully, and I must have left it in here. Last night. Not so long ago at all."

"Not long ago at all," repeated his wife. "Are you hungry? Do you want a snack? Do you want to take a break and think it all over again?"

"No; I think I'm on the right track. Hello, what's this?" She heard him pulling some cardboard boxes around. "I think I found it."

"Oh, that's great. You there?" She opened the door to an empty room. She sighed happily. He'd found his system again.

 

*

 

O Mannahatta! 1

 

Blue bird dropped me from its womb in the sky

Home again to a home that isn't what is seems

For you are still in Long Island, land long lost,

Tending your sister's capybara farm while she's

Getting her batteries re-charged at that Lenox

Ashram. Now I'm awake, and it's next day's morning

And our bed is covered with the blood I lost through

My anus overnight. I miss you so badly, Katryna!

These letters are for you! I think I'm now

Going to the bodega to buy some bacon and eggs.

This won't take very long.



[1] I.e. "It was not".

[2] I.e. "It was".

[3] Never all four of them all at the same time that would be silly.

[4] True story, true quote.

[5] Imagine that.

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